The World Cup was held in South Africa, Glee was all over your TV and Patrick had KFC on his mind...
Written 10 September 2010. Hello Westerners, We'll start in Australia: as many of you will be aware I have transcended from being in the state of travelling business class to actually being business class. I expect certain things: a comfortable seat with plenty of legroom, an a la carte meal (I like to order entrees), … Continue reading This Is Easy When You’re Big In Japan (Osaka, Japan)
Written 29 September 2010. You cannot be so right Not on the way down We were falling I fear When the sun was here and we lay around. "I'll get the salmon as an entree, the lamb for the main, and for the dessert, yes, I think I'll get the greyhound pudding." That's right kids: … Continue reading My Brilliant Korea (Seoul, South Korea)
Written 13 June 2010. It was a slow day and the sun was beating on the soldiers by the side of the road, and there are a lot of them in Africa. Machine guns are like iPods to the African populace, with ammunition the bread of this continent. Guns before butter is never more truer than in Zimbabwe, where tourists are … Continue reading On The Rhodes (Durban, South Africa)