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Strange Inaccuracies / God’s Pain

20 November 201820 November 2018 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Please step inside to enjoy this piece of short progressive fiction...

Despair

24 September 2017 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Some time ago I stayed up all night and wrote 8000 words of fiction and I have read back on it or proofread it but here it is. From memory, it is about pub trivia...

The Overtakings — A Short (+ True) Story

6 July 20176 July 2017 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Patrick wrote a short (+true) story on Twitter! Come in to enjoy this Lorde- and Edgar Allen Poe-inspired masterpiece!

Festival Blues: A Short Story of Alienation

1 December 2015 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Patrick entered this short story in a competition and never heard back so he assumed he hadn't won. He read it again two years later and thought it was pretty good. Good enough to be published here at least.

815

1 October 20121 December 2015 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Written c. July 2007. (CP: This is a work of short fiction.) The alarm woke me and the three o’clock news began emanating throughout the bedroom. The trains are running late, there’s an election coming up, Arsenal lost again this morning. I turned the radio off and packed up the junk from last night into … Continue reading 815

Sleeping With Nicolas

1 October 20121 December 2015 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Written c. September 2005. (CP: This is a work of short fiction. It won a university literature award.) After a few nights he insisted that the window be left open so that he could hear the water. The wind would come through the flyscreen with a surreptitious whistle, hypnotising us in our stupor. The added … Continue reading Sleeping With Nicolas

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