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Intel Rap (Nehalum [sic] Remix)

29 April 201731 May 2017 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Patrick's rap persona St Patriq won a competition to induce interest in Intel's then new circuitry in 2009...

2016 US Presidential Election Endorsement Poem: I laughed, I cried, I died a little on the inside

31 October 201626 April 2018 ~ completepatrick ~ 1 Comment

A poem about the 2016 US Presidential Election, including an endorsement of one of the candidates.

We’re All Living In Amerika

3 February 201212 March 2015 ~ completepatrick ~ 1 Comment

Written c. August 2005. (CP: This is the text of an award-winning address in a public speaking competition.) My, my, my, it’s a beautiful world. This mass of land and sea, animals and plants, people, divided into ethnicities and grouped as nations, all hurtling through space under the watchful eye our President and Protestant God. … Continue reading We’re All Living In Amerika

Why I Hate Rap Music (Redux)

30 January 20129 November 2015 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

A rap song about how much Patrick hates rap songs.

I Gotta Problem

30 January 2012 ~ completepatrick ~ Leave a comment

Written c. 2003. (CP: From the as yet unproduced musical RapCity.) I gotta problem that needs some fixin, I got tracks that need remixin, I gotta video that needs to be made, And I got dancers that want to be paid. I gotta problem that needs some relievin', I got bosses too, they're seethin', All … Continue reading I Gotta Problem

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