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Step inside to enjoy the latest instalment in the Top 200 Songs of the 2000s…
Step inside to enjoy the latest instalment in the Top 200 Songs of the 2000s…
Step inside to enjoy the latest instalment in the Top 200 Songs of the 2000s...
Written 31 December 2003. I can't believe I gave Peter Jackson 10 hours of my life. What a year! 2003. Who amongst you managed to win a goal kicking competition and a TV gameshow in the same week? Who amongst you decided to give themselves a 25% discount at Grace Bros and, when the sales … Continue reading 2003 Year In Review
Written c. November 2003. There used to be a time when you could pay a small fortune to escape to a world where rules and etiquette were abandoned for a momentary lapse of reason. The purchasing of a concert ticket was your boarding pass to an Elysium where commonsense was lost and the gauche could … Continue reading Disconcerted By Concerts
