Step inside for a fun, witty, unnecessarily verbose and (hopefully) accurate preview of the 90th iteration of the Academy Awards!
Better late than never, Patrick has tapped out 1300 words and change about the 2016 Oscars, celebrating the best films of 2015. Scroll down to the bottom for a handy grid if you can't be bothered reading his sparkling prose!
Predictions and suggestions for the eight major Academy Awards categories.
This is the preview copy of the 2008 Academy Awards Preview, for consideration in all categories of the 2008 Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Awards for previews of the 2008 Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences Awards.